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Lauren. 21. Bloomsburg, PA. Self-proclaimed Writer.

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Me and Ben at Gamefest. Most janky game of Magic I’ve ever played. The players were awful, but acted like they were amazing. When I asked if we could join, the one guy looks at me and goes “Do you even have a deck??” I ignored it and brought my deck, Ben used my EDH minus the general (since it was a formatless multiplayer game) and he said “Yeah, Lauren’s ridiculously good at this game” and the kid looks past me and asks HIM “What’s your list?” and Ben just says flatly “Ask her. It’s her deck.” Anyway, that’s the story of our pissed off faces.

Me and Ben at Gamefest. Most janky game of Magic I’ve ever played. The players were awful, but acted like they were amazing.

When I asked if we could join, the one guy looks at me and goes “Do you even have a deck??” I ignored it and brought my deck, Ben used my EDH minus the general (since it was a formatless multiplayer game) and he said “Yeah, Lauren’s ridiculously good at this game” and the kid looks past me and asks HIM “What’s your list?” and Ben just says flatly “Ask her. It’s her deck.”

Anyway, that’s the story of our pissed off faces.

  1. lemiel14n3 reblogged this from mtgfan
  2. elvenspecs reblogged this from ihititwithmyaxe and added:
    Fucking curbstomp them. Channel some Isaac at these asshats.
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    actual girls who play games that make guys feel uncomfortable is the most irritating thing. like just because i don’t...
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  7. reginaldsmindcave reblogged this from raven4ever and added:
    This makes me really angry. Impressively angry. i want to hit things. There’s so few female players in my town, and I’d...
  8. raven4ever reblogged this from drowning-comic and added:
    …Sexism in Magic is still happening? I seemed to get along fine at MAGfest last year. Yes, I did get stomped because I’m...
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  11. mrballpoint reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    God, what an awful experience. I’m glad you thwomped them— They deserved it, as petty as that sounds.
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  15. disasterjensen reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    I never judge an opponent till i play them. Male or female, people that think they’re the shit and are pure jank disgust...
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    All Jacuzis(spelling?) are hot tubs but not all hot tubs are Jacuzis.
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  21. misery-loves-comedy reblogged this from theyreforevermyhurt and added:
    ^Essentially my original message. People are assholes. People are assholes to women and men and everything in between....
  22. theyreforevermyhurt reblogged this from thefeedingend and added:
    -_- there’s not sexism IN MAGIC, it’s douchebags that ruin it for people in all sects.
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