Lauren. 20-something. Bloomsburg, PA. Self-proclaimed Writer.

Some days I like pink and pastel and ballerina slippers. Others I like leather and red and black and lace-up boots. My love for Chinese food, however, never falters.

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Plays: Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem

 

Can we just talk about how absolutely terrifying Sheoldred is?
First of all her body resembles a giant spider WITH A MOUTH…
EXCEPT IT’S NOT.
It’s like some weird fetus thing that can fucking SLITHER around and shit because it doesn’t have legs.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your bedroom door creaking open and you see someone standing there, but suddenly they drop to the floor and slither toward you really fast and there is nothing you can do about it.

Can we just talk about how absolutely terrifying Sheoldred is?

First of all her body resembles a giant spider WITH A MOUTH…

EXCEPT IT’S NOT.

It’s like some weird fetus thing that can fucking SLITHER around and shit because it doesn’t have legs.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your bedroom door creaking open and you see someone standing there, but suddenly they drop to the floor and slither toward you really fast and there is nothing you can do about it.

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  3. psychicsatellite reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    admittedly, she’s got her charm
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    "Sheoldred weaves every thread of information into a noose to hang her enemies."
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  7. monkeychewtoy reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    OR I COULD NOT IMAGINE THAT AND LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT SHITSTAINS IN MY PANTS THANKYOU
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  9. deadeye-navigator reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    Sheoldred is parasitic! She can put herself in the bodies of larger living beasts and gain full control of it. Kind of...
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  11. flat-of-the-blade reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    I love Sheoldred so much…. but yeah, it scares the living shit out of me.
  12. misshapenfiendftw reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy and added:
    Except cast Swords to Plowshares :(
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    Hey Kyle. Remember when you asked me what mythical creature I would be for one of those questionnaires? Yeah, this is...
  16. eclipsemeteor said: This is why using her in decks is terrifying. Next to Elesh Norn (who is also creepy as fuck) her ability is freaking broken.
  17. paranoiainbloom said: OF COURSE YOU MAKE THIS POST AS I AM LYING IN MY BED. THANKS.
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