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Lauren. 19. Portland, Maine. Awkward.

Likes: Crab rangoon, the color red, funny t-shirts, Coke, Star Wars (BOBA FETT <3), Cats (I love every kind of cat), cosplay

Dislikes: Preteens with attitude, drama, weed, slow drivers, ham

Plays: Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars: The Old Republic

No, I do NOT Skype. Sorry but it creeps me out :/

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Well I&#8217;d be stuck with http://blmartin.tumblr.com/ for the rest of my life&#8230;Fuck. Last weapon I used was a blaster pistol in TOR that runs off heat instead of bullets so I&#8217;m alright with that. And I get a lifetime supply of eggs. I&#8217;m ok with that, too.

Well I’d be stuck with http://blmartin.tumblr.com/ for the rest of my life…Fuck.

Last weapon I used was a blaster pistol in TOR that runs off heat instead of bullets so I’m alright with that.

And I get a lifetime supply of eggs. I’m ok with that, too.

(Source: victran)

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