January 2012
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December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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student:
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student:
me: whoops
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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“I have to admit, an unrequited love is so much better than a real one. I mean,...”
– Sarah Dessen (via adicadabra)
Dec 30th
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Awesome Alters
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Dec 30th
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So I have SWTOR up and running, add me! I'm on...
Name’s Arlena :3
Dec 30th
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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Saying something and then realizing it sounded...
most-awkward-moments:
Dec 28th
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When a website recommends a username for me:
Dec 28th
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I hate it when I'm watching a movie and one of my...
heyfunniest: FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
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zakmcgrath: if i die i want my tumblr deleted straight away because ive said things on here as a joke and if a newspaper like the sun did a story on my tragic teen death and stumbled upon my blog the headline would be like HATEFUL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC TEEN DIES, DESERVED IT
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Friend: Hey do you like this band?
Me: I dunno, I've only heard 1 or 2 songs by them
Crush: Hey do you like this band?
Me: OMG YES I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE GREAT! YOU LIKE THEM TOO, WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. MY FAVOURITE IS THAT ONE SONG BY THEM. HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY, WE SHOULD GET MARRIED
Dec 26th
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